I love how the last full paragraph shifts the narrative from tooting in general is strange to normalizing 2 toots, but a 3rd one???

It went from 50% to 30% which is less but the scale makes you feel it is much lower

You guys have a word for this??? We have words like Weltschmerz or Schadenfreude but having a word for this is wild

Windows 9 was peak. Nobody hated Windows 9

Just admit that you are paid by Big Open Source and move on to your next sponsor Air Up

You think millennials read newspapers? We are the first digital native generation. In fact, we saw the internet growing up while we grew up ourselves

Me to the pet rat on my crotch: Don't worry, he will never suspect anything

The thing is that the botanical definition of berries doesn't match perfectly with the everyday definition. That doesn't make the latter wrong, it just has other applications

There is no glory in prevention

They took the early worms

We need to liberate them

Join the rebellion