One down, many to go.

Ahh yes… Newton’s 3.5th law “for every fart in nature there is an equal and opposite fart.”

A higher quality teabag truly does make all the difference.

Reality has a left wing bias.

I was a teenager in the 90’s, so I understand about the whole blind optimism thing, and it’s something that I lost about 22 years ago.

As someone who lives in Illinois “I hate Illinois Nazis.”

As someone who lives on the world, “I hate nazis.”