[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 months ago

See, men are told by movies and stories that they need to be "the hero" (singular) not "best team player" or "important helper". nope. main character or bust.

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 4 months ago

Turtles are the horniest animals on the planet.

If you don't have enough girls per male, they will not be able to eat or drink because they are constantly molested by the fuckmachine males.

If you want to live with turtles, don't mix genders, or get a whole lot of turtles..

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 6 months ago

It's always republicans.

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 7 months ago

Answer: Because the employees need to be more miserable than the people shopping there.

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 9 months ago

This is my primary use of reddit.

Late night shitposting, i instantly forget, and seeing lots of interesting comments in the morning.

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 10 months ago

This is really a hard time for them, I barely raised an eyebrow before I even noticed it was the onion.

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 year ago

Why do you want to put harddisks into an air purifyier?

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 year ago

For a time i had a black document suitcase as a school bag because i was cool. (somehow no one thought that was cool)

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 years ago

your username shines in a new light after reading this.

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 years ago

5 days too late; was setting up a new PC for a 10 year old, and we had to jump through all the hoops in the world in the terrible microS. family thing just so a kid can play minecraft bedrock edition.

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 years ago

The problem is that they are clearly targeting minors who don't pay their own electricity bill, and dont even neccessarily have awareness that they are paying for their fortnite skins with their parents money. Also: there is a good chance that the generated pictures are at some point present on in the filesystem of the generating computer, and that alone is a giant can of worms that can even lead to legal troubles, if the person lives in a country where some or all kinds of pronography are illegal.

This is a shitty grift, abusing people who don't understand the consequences of the software.

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I hate this conflation of "Developer" with every other role in modern game development.

If you think the new Porsche looks shit, do you blame the Mecanical engineer who designed the brake mechanism?

If your new manga body pillow gives you a rash, do you blame the graphic designer of the manga?

There is not a single thing listed in the meme above that is actually the fault of the actual developers working on the game. Don't even need to talk about the first picture.

game size is studio management related. They want to stuff as much (repetitive, boring) content into the game as possible. Plus a multiplayer mode no one asked for.

Optimizations don't happen because the CEO decides to take the sales money of the game this quarter, and not next, and ships an unfinished product.

Always online is ALWAYS a management decision.

It's a shit joke, it's wrong because it blames the wrong people, and its also just dumb.

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