Exactly. Even if spez rolled everything back, I'm not going back.

All trust in Reddit is now destroyed because of Spez.

I suppose if every Reddit user bought stock at the IPO... Yeah... Not practical.

Welp, that's why we're here making our own social media with blackjack and hookers!

I'm inclined to agree with you on this - sometimes, rumors get exaggerated.

The Guardian article I linked above says the Coast Guard recovered "presumed human remains" - though I'd think it would be hard to recognize much of anything exposed to that much force. A few bits of snarge, I'm guessing.

I don't know if that kind of temperature lasts more than microseconds, so that might not be enough time for much combustion to happen.

In any case, the forces from a 300 atm pressure differential would mash the people to goo in the blink of an eye. Like being inside an exploding bomb. Except exploding in. They're fish food.

EDIT: There are reports that the Coast Guard recovered "presumed human remains".

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/jun/28/titan-sub-debris-implosion-wreckage-oceangate

What could possibly be left of them after that implosion?

Takes a lot of power to do that data collection...

Safety schmafety, what could possibly go wrong?

I'm glad I never got into cryptocurrency. For all intents & purposes, it might as well be Monopoly money.

I'm getting the feeling that the only delete command that's going to really work is the kind that is on legal letterhead and sent via a process server...

Spez thinks he can replace the mods with a cube farm in Bangalore.

Three guesses what happens to comment quality when that happens, and the first two don't count...

Also, "ironic" use of fascist and Nazi tropes, like naming a subreddit "r/pcmasterrace". Yeeeeaaaaah, no.

I'm making my transition a somewhat gradual one. I'll still be on Reddit, in the more esoteric subs, though I feel dirty every time I go there. As all the cool kids migrate over, I'll spend less time there and more time here.