“Lying about our prices on the menu keeps the prices on the menu lower!”

Walz is what I imagine my parents would be like if my parents had actually believed the moral lessons they taught me as a kid

What’s Elon?

So TIL my parents will be voting for a convicted felon in November 🤦‍♀️

Homer tells Barney he’ll strangle Bart if CPS responds to Ned’s call

1. Job security
2. its not COBOL

Epic rap battles of capitalism

I misread and now I want to see Morgan Freeman as Frodo

No but fr have you tried being left handed?

Your cpu: made of transistors. My cpu: made by trans sisters.

WTF? She probably has more fans than the NFL and these morons think she’s getting signal boosted?

Obviously this is a psyop to boost awareness that the Chiefs exist.

Until you cook them. Then they’re purple-ly clear.