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Disintegrate (lemmy.world)
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[-] queue@lemmy.blahaj.zone 48 points 3 months ago

Can't wait until he just dies from his own incompetence.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 48 points 3 months ago

"I'm sick of the government telling me to breathe. I'm done!"

[-] queue@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 months ago

If one person he is insanely focused on made a joke about him breathing too much, and they saw people laughing at it, he would. Instantly without second thought, because he never had a first thought.

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago

Unfortunately you really can't kill yourself by just "not breathing" if you're surrounded by air. You'll just pass out.

Helium though that'll do it

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

And you'll sound funny on the way out. I see this as a win-win.

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Like sort of an Oceangate scenario in one of his rockets? Minus the civilian casualties

[-] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

Nah, rockets are too hard, there are competent engineers there.

I'm thinking crushed by a cybertruck tailgate, or run over by "autopilot".

[-] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 10 points 3 months ago

Maybe he'll pull a Jobs

[-] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago

Did you hear Elon died from ligma?

[-] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 3 months ago

What’s Elon?

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 21 points 3 months ago

Ligma balls

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 months ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[-] tritonium@midwest.social 2 points 3 months ago

Ligma balls who?

[-] joshcodes@programming.dev 2 points 3 months ago

Joe mama

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