Let me introduce you to the United States of America..

My insurance costs zero. That's popular!

"very popular private health insurance"

I'm not an American, but I suspect this is a lie..

Well, shock me coloured, that IS a big surprise.

I'm giving you a virtual pat on the back for that comment.

This is not Captain Blood. This is: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Blood_(video_game)

What a beautiful cunt.

Now I will only see things in "Sexicolour"

Privatised water companies you say? England is way ahead of the shit curve.