Considering first shoes were most likely sandals - hell no.

Ask your mum

An act of intercourse. But yeah what is life?

Homo - same sex intercourse, hetero - man and woman having sex. Their orientation won't make intercourse gay, it's between different sexes so the act itself is heterosexual.

She just seems to be a bitch.

I always bring my phone into the shower, to skip songs if needed or to answer it, if client calls. Been doing that for years, phone is 5 years old, still works fine.

Get some glow in the dark sticky tape and put it on the switches, works like a charm, been using it for years.

5-6 depending on the size with 3-4 slices of bread. If it was just egg, 7+