That second one is brilliant.

"No, today I will NOT spend three hours spamming my friends about The Simpsons," he said, finishing up a three hour rant about The Simpsons.

Countries thinking they can control the influence of the internet is just so fucking frustrating. Hopefully the US doesn't get the same idea.

God, what the fuck else is new? That has been every day since January, man.

I saw on the news last night that here in Philly, there were almost 70 arrests by city police of a group of union demonstrators doing an organized sit-in. When they were hauling one middle-aged black lady away, the news shoved a microphone in her face and asked if it was worth it. She just replied, "solidarity forever." ✊🏻

Yup. I hope she stays safe. She seems especially sane.

It's never too late to enter carpentry. I know quite a few programmers who do carpentry as their main hobby. Something about the math and the amount of careful planning is highly transferrable, I guess.

Eugh. I am not sure how comfortable I am with a world where Xi Jingping is considered the more trustworthy party.

"Steamed Hamming" is my new phrase of the year.

Am I nuts, or would legal coke just result in people switching to meth and other amphetamines?

Idk. I have watched people discover Darknet markets for years now, and the most common line of thinking that I see whenever someone tries good cocaine for the first time is "I wish I could sustain this feeling for longer, and cheaper." Everyone is always eventually disappointed by what cocaine can offer.

I got banned after 15 years for asking why we can't organize to cyberbully Trump's current head of social media: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Cheung_%28political_advisor%29?wprov=sfla1

This was in response to the White House calling Garcia a terrorist on their Twitter account.

I truly do not understand what it will take for my fellow Americans to become aware.

I assume that at this point, an unhealthy amount of Americans find politics distasteful and they try their best to avoid it — people who are just as affected by it as I am!