Pump Up The Jam by Technotronic

Try to eat healthy and perform a minimal workout every day. Eat more fresh fruits or vegetables. It's quick to make a simple yogurt bowl with fruit and granola, or a salad with lean meat or chick peas. Start with a few push ups, crunches, reverse crunches, and at least a 30 minute walk. Small changes gradually will help you feel better with how you look and feel with a small time investment.

Near monopolies say monopolistic behavior is good for you and does not only benefit them. More bullshit at 11.

I want to see one of these bad boys outside on someone's lawn next to their free literature box. Fill it with some DVDs and Blurays, let people take and add whatever they like, see what happens.

Now introducing Enshittium Browser ad diarrhea flows freely

When we grew up wondering how we would address overpopulation, impoverishment wasn't something we had in mind.

They had no money. For Terra.

Hi, I'm annoying and want to be helpful. Am I helpful? If I repeat the same options again when you've told me I'm not helpful, will that be helpful? I won't remember this conversation once it's ended.

Hi, which option have you told me you already don't want would you like?

Sorry, I didn't quite catch that, please rage again.

Streaming services become required by law like insurance

Wait, why am I required to pay for a streaming service?

Because it has all of the entertainment electrolytes a human needs

The secret love child of Kim Jong and Elon.

Take a brick to Roku until it agrees to your terms.