One duck quacks "hate the gays" and the other duck quacks "love the gays" (for one example of many). Almost like the fact that they're ducks isn't the problem.

They behave wildly differently, though, which to me is the thing that actually matters.

Or simply following the lead of their priest/minister. That takes away the hard work of reading and interpreting for themselves. Your take gives them a bit more credit (the haters) than I would...

Agree that that no one is the arbiter of "true" Christianity. Saying "Christians are Christians" though falls into the same trap. The UCC is nothing like Southern Baptists.