I mean, good. We don't want him.

Also,

but I’ve heard this from gay friends of mine…

Doubt.

Zing and ZING!

If we combined Montana, Nebraska, Wyoming, and both Dakotas into one mega state, they'd have about the population of South Carolina.

But somehow they get 17 electoral votes to SCs 9 and 10 senators to California's 2.

So I vote for Monomskakota!

I shit you not, Wendy's in my area is currently promoting a "Krabby Patty Kollab" burger.

Bluesky has gained a ~~million~~ brazilion new users...

I'm so sorry, it was right there. And yay for Bluesky!

GoldenEye split screen.

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The full story is almost better than that. As told by his brother:

"Well, this old librarian, she says, 'This library is not for coloreds.' He said, 'Well, I would like to check out these books.'

"She says, 'Young man, if you don't leave this library right now, I'm gonna call the police.'

"So he just propped himself up on the counter, and sat there, and said, 'I'll wait.' "

[The police and his mother were called]

"And the police officer said, 'You know, why don't you just give the kid the books?'

"And my mother said, 'He'll take good care of them.' "

So, the librarian reluctantly handed over the books. And then, Carl says, "my mother said, 'What do you say?' "

And Ron answered, "Thank you, ma'am."

Full story: NPR

I'm flexible and trans, does that work too?

JRR-logic: "Well the reader probably likes Aragorn more, so yeah, he gonna die."

NOT a cat... Don't ask me how I know.

An XKCD for everything...