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[-] ReputedlyDeplorable@lemmy.world 133 points 5 months ago

Yeah GRRM thinks too much of his characters, he wrote a match between Jaime Lannister and Rand Al'thor, and Jaime won. Absolutely ridiculous a guy who can wield magic that can burn people out of time vs a guy with a sword.

[-] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 62 points 5 months ago

Also a guy who reality shapes itself around and therefore doesn't really lose.

[-] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 42 points 5 months ago

Also he has the memories of hundreds of years of training in the sword.

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

Also when he lost a hand he didn't become a little bitch.

[-] variants@possumpat.io 14 points 5 months ago

Sometimes things just work out that way

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

He turned an entire army into aerosol at the Battle of Dumai's Wells. I'm pretty sure he can handle little Jamie Lanister.

[-] reattach@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

The Wheel weaves as the Wheel willls

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago

For real, even without channeling Rand was a basically peerless swordsman.

Don't bother of them lose their dominant hands?

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

Yeah. Rand was still inhumanly badass afterwards tho

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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Rand broke and reformed existence itself. I don't think he'd be threatened by a little sister fucker.

[-] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 89 points 5 months ago

So one Question I'm always asked. Who would win in a fight? Who would win in a fight if Galactus fought The Hulk, or if Thor fought Iron Man? And there's one answer to all of that. It's so simple, anyone should know this. The person who'd win in a fight is the person that the scriptwriter wants to win!

-Stan Lee

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 80 points 5 months ago

I think GRRM would declare Ser Pounce the winner in a match against Kratos.

I freaking love ASOIAF, but this guy talks way too much crap sometimes.

[-] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

I haven't read the books, but it seems like a theme is that everyone is extremely "human". Like no one in the series could miraculously survive a fall of a cliff. That's why I like the show, but I think it would pretty immediately discount anyone from being able to win a fight against a pseudo-superhuman who was able to, almost literally, walk off the damage from falling off a cliff

[-] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 5 months ago

everyone is extremely "human". Like no one in the series could miraculously survive...

Some Targaryens are fireproof (e.g., Dany), some people can't seem to be able to get the hang of staying dead no matter how much they're literally killed (e.g. Beric Dondarrion, Lady Stoneheart, wights, if you consider them people, Ser Robert Strong)... plenty of the supernatural going on in those books.

[-] pmk@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 5 months ago

Dany isn't categorically fire-proof in the books. She survived a one time special event, with the help of the ululating chant and some kind of magic. But after that, she could be hurt by fire.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 8 points 5 months ago

Or if you do, say, survive a fall from a tower window you don't survive, get magic powers, and become king in the end.

Oh, wait.

[-] nickiwest@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

For me, everything that happens on HBO after Jon is stabbed by his brothers is just high-end fanfic. I will always believe that the showrunners fucked up the ending. And, let's be real, GRRM isn't going to prove me wrong.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 5 points 5 months ago

They might have rushed it but I'm pretty certain the big plot points are the same. They'd always claimed they had the broad strokes ending from Season 1.

The one thing I could have seen him do was not bring Jon back but it honestly doesn't change that much

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[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 59 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

What I always found weird about this, is that even in universe Martin makes a point that Jamie wasn't as good as he thought he was. He ends up being humbled.

[-] Eatspancakes84@lemmy.world 21 points 5 months ago

Right? Jamie is not nearly the best fighter in his own story. How can he possibly beat magical creatures?

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[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 58 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

>fights off 5 ringwraiths while protecting a gang of hobbits
>kills like a hundred magically engineered supersoldiers so hobbits can cross a river
>kills an unreasonable number more at Helm's Deep
>beats up an actual ghost
>just one of those supersoldiers could easily kill like 10 regular humans, but here he is again just mowing them down
>charges the entirety of mordor on foot: survives

But yeah, I'm sure the regular human of above average skill will be fine.

[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 7 points 5 months ago

beats up an actual ghost

This one made me giggle a bit and honestly was the first thing I thought of when I saw the post about this.

Fucker throttled a ghost oath bound to defend his lineage to prove who he was and that he wasn't a bitch. Said ghost and his minions, then went forth and literally ate orks and Mûmakil alike slaughtering everything in their path.

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Real bookheads know that Arthur Dayne could maybe take Aragorn but Jamie is a chump.

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[-] then_three_more@lemmy.world 48 points 5 months ago

Some guy with one hand who fucks his own sister.

Now, Aragorn vs Dassem Ultor could be an interesting fight.

[-] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 32 points 5 months ago

JRR-logic: "Well the reader probably likes Aragorn more, so yeah, he gonna die."

[-] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 29 points 5 months ago

https://youtu.be/1-so7GT02ko?si=71VxlrEYYVr9aiQ1

In Deep Geek covered this, and I'll take Roberts opinion on it over GRR Martins.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 21 points 5 months ago

Gg, Im the perfect amount of drunk to actually very literally lol at this. Am I embraced by this. Perhaps.

But do I imagine Aragorn wondering where that -0hp damage is coming from? Perhaps.

[-] wesley@yall.theatl.social 19 points 5 months ago

He also wrote a short story in which 1 armed Jaimie bested Rand al Thor. You can't take him seriously

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 13 points 5 months ago

...

Rand would no diff him even if he was still locked in the depression box

[-] NotBillMurray@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

"You're talking mad shit for someone standing in baelfire range"

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Haha! What a dummy. Rand Al'thor, the champion of the Battle of Dumai's Wells, The Dragon Reborn, the man who broke the world, was bested by a sister fucker with one hand? Okay then!

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[-] arymandias@feddit.de 17 points 5 months ago

It is a stupid question to begin with, and it was classy from George to give a straightforward answer, and maybe it would have been more classy to say that Aragorn would have won.

But I don’t understand this antipathy towards George, he wrote some great groundbreaking fantasy novels just as Tolkien, and I’m happy I was able to enjoy both.

[-] Zorque@kbin.social 50 points 5 months ago

He wrote an unfinished soap opera in book form.

[-] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 35 points 5 months ago

unfinished soap opera

Soap operas are designed to not finish. It was doomed from the start.

[-] exocrinous@startrek.website 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I tried to read A Game Of Thrones and it was so boring. It didn't stay with one character long enough for me to get invested in their story. Too many characters, and not enough writing skill to pull that number off.

I think George should have written a few simpler novels to practice good writing before he went and did a big project like this.

[-] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 5 months ago

I think George should have written a few simpler novels to practice good writing before he went and did a big project like this.

Guy's been writing professionally since 1970; his first full length novel was punished in 1976; he had been awarded two Hugo awards, six Locus awards, two Nebula awards, a Bram Stoker award, a World Fantasy award, and a couple Emmys before he even published A Game of Thrones.

Him having no experience writing shorter works is extremely evidently not the problem.

Him not having written something on the scale of A Song of Ice and Fire before, and writing himself into a gordian knot of plotlines and characters his aged brain might not be able to untangle, on the other hand, might.

Or he simply lost interest and would rather write about gridiron in his not a blog. 🤷‍♂️

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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Martin is a troll, so he gets treated like a troll. It's as simple as that.

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yeah, this is where any semblance of respect for GRRM died for me.

The show fucking sucked and his books aren't even close to finished after decades so why bother even engaging with him at all? And he still has the audacity to try to repeatedly dunk on Tolkien the GOAT when he can't even finish one story? FINISH YOUR FUCKING BOOKS, GEORGE, AND FINISH THEM WELL. Then we'll see if you can talk a little shit. But we all know he won't.

[-] Galli@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

King Slayer vs a King

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[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

The blonde dude lanaster who gets the metal hand.

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