Italian vs sushi? It's more like, microwaved hot dogs vs dog shit in a paper bag that someone tossed on your doorstep and lit on fire.

What's the green stuff?

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 39 points 4 weeks ago

Single women live longest

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 42 points 1 month ago

You broke my magic streak of never having had a mental picture of trump masturbating. I didn't know how special that was until it was gone, and now I want it back.

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 54 points 3 months ago

Sometimes you trip into other people's bad days. OP didn't say anything wrong.

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 66 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Lol I'm not saying this is definitely real, but it's completely plausible that an otherwise socially competent person freezes up when someone grabs them wantonly and unwantedly. And I fully believe that someone who would do that in the first place would also not stop when they're told no.

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 45 points 5 months ago

I read it as he wanted the opportunity to consent

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 34 points 6 months ago

Edwin does not move me. I would leave Edwin where I found him.

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 72 points 6 months ago

Thank you. My takeaway is that this is salmon puberty. I wonder if they, too, stare at themselves naked in the bathroom mirror and feel weird.

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 64 points 7 months ago

I have privacy concerns about this meme

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 40 points 9 months ago

At least they r each used correctly.

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 27 points 11 months ago

Then it's ketchup

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