She's not going to be able to have three martini lunches.

Wanna bet?

It's just what they do in the NHL. Any time a US and Canadian team play each other, they play both anthems. You know, out of the mutual respect we felt for each other until about two days ago.

to use all available tools and resources to combat the spread of domestic terrorism

I believe there was a gathering a couple years ago that quite proudly proclaimed "We are all domestic terrorists", maybe we should start there.

I knew I liked that guy

It's probably guns. That guy who shot all those people at the music festival in Vegas snuck a small arsenal into his room and they didn't notice until the shooting.

What a goddamn weirdo

I have clear memories of the pastor at my parents' church talking about how the gay agenda's next steps were legalizing bestiality and pedophilia. Probably would've been somewhere around 2014-2015. Looking back, it was absolutely the beginning of the end of me having anything to do with religion, so maybe it's actually the best sermon I ever sat through.

Well that's the strongest argument for making a Bluesky account that I've heard

I found it here.

Holy shit, they really buried the lede with that headline. For sure, throw away the key.

Florida/DeSantis did it at least once last year. Although Texas was seemingly heavily involved in that too...

Careful, I'm sure there's some asswipe from where I grew up who wants to throw a bunch of guns in and walk away to let them "sort it out" or some shit. If you go redneck enough reality begins to satirize satire.