Can't even get HL3 on an alternate timeline.

I need to compile my kernel... by hand with tools from beige-age computing.

Hey Ralph can you get that post-it from the bottom of your keyboard?

there are other kinds of hackers?

I'm in this photo and I don't like it.

stream of self-consciousness

Industrial espionage

If budget is no object it's only kind of a pain in the ass with Nvidia's vGPU solutions for data centers. Even with $10 grand spent there's hypervisor compatibility issues, license servers, compatibility challenges with drivers for games/consumer OS's on hypervisors, and other inane garbage.

Consumer wise it's technically the easiest it's ever been with SRIOV support for hardware accelerating VMs on Intel 13 & 14 gen procs with iGPUs, however iGPU performance is kinda dogshit, drivers are wonky, and multiple display heads being passed through to VMs is weird for hypervisors.

On the docker side of things YMMV based on what you're trying to accomplish. Technically nvidia container toolkit does support CUDA & display heads for containers: https://hub.docker.com/r/nvidia/vulkan/tags. I haven't gotten it working yet, but this is the basis for my next set of experiments.

One of my favorite CS memories was on LAN at quakecon.

1v10. The enemy team just killed 9 of us. I'm the last person up. Demolished them. A couple close moments, but caught almost everyone of them in 1v1s.

After I kill 10 people in a single fucking round, on LAN mind you, some prick on their team types "lucky" in all chat.

I was fucking furious.

So sure enough the very next round my team gets shit on. 1v10 again. I, again, wipe the fucking floor with them. 10 down.

I just stood up and screamed.

Draw a square in √99/π easy steps.

Rebuild time? Yeah it'll take about that long.

Regularly abusing HGH, minorities, and domestic partners is required to keep a badge and gun.