[-] notatloss@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Let me know if that works. I've been trying that for thirty years, and my dad still hasn't shown up.

[-] notatloss@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah.

Boingloings.

[-] notatloss@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Two words, you sexy thing: Industrial Sabotage.

[-] notatloss@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Actually, I think that's your ass, unless you're like... borrowing hers or something I dunno. 🤔

[-] notatloss@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 month ago

Mom, I'm going out. Where? The sex monument.

[-] notatloss@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 months ago

Do I... have to answer right away? Tough question for sure. Or is it a hard one? 🤔

[-] notatloss@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 months ago

"For you" -Bane

[-] notatloss@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 months ago

Probably not, to be honest. 😂😭

[-] notatloss@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 months ago

You're so beautiful.

[-] notatloss@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 2 months ago

I could probably die happy if I got to fill you full of cum.

notatloss

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