[-] nzodd@beehaw.org 19 points 1 year ago

Don't commit treason against the United States of America if you can't do the time.

[-] nzodd@beehaw.org 12 points 1 year ago

I take offense to the idea that there is something called Frito pie, and worse, that your comment leads us to believe, hopefully errantly, that somebody has concocted such an abomination.

Why would you subject yourself to eating something that's famous for smelling like the bacteria that festers between dogs' toes: https://be.chewy.com/is-this-normal-why-do-my-dogs-feet-smell-like-fritos/

[-] nzodd@beehaw.org 128 points 1 year ago

Christ what a fucking moron. Seems to be a running theme with fascists.

[-] nzodd@beehaw.org 11 points 1 year ago

But it's clearly not broken down by state. Surely it would be nonsensical to put all of airports in the country in a giant square in southern Texas, right? That's not what this map is intending to say.

[-] nzodd@beehaw.org 14 points 1 year ago

A shark killed my brother a few years back. He was just standing there minding his own business and this shark came out of nowhere and toppled a vending machine on top of him. Poor bastard never knew what hit him.

[-] nzodd@beehaw.org 10 points 1 year ago

Guess I'll just... Stop paying for shit ever again. Already set up a nice Jellyfin server with 16,000+ movies in anticipation of this garbage move so I'm good for the next 43 years assuming one movie a day, every day.

[-] nzodd@beehaw.org 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Covid-19 is a biological weapon invented by the Chinese military to mass murders American citizens but also a complete hoax made up by pharmaceutical companies to siphon a bunch of money from American taxpayers, BUT ALSO a nefarious plot by Bill Gates to install a nanobot swarm into every man, woman, and child, so that one day they will combine into a giant Metal Gear and fight Solid Snake for the fate of our nation. Nanomachines, son.

Republicans have got to be the dumbest fucking people on planet Earth.

[-] nzodd@beehaw.org 26 points 1 year ago

I find it a tad amusing that this news about Facebook's latest attempt at fucking over the Fediverse is where I hear about the pixelfed project for the first time.

[-] nzodd@beehaw.org 9 points 1 year ago

The right is willing to resort to credible threats of violence to achieve their selfish ends, even if it results in the destruction of all life on Earth.

Meanwhile, otherwise decent people on the political left are too cowardly and comfortable to take the measures that are necessary to protect our world.

[-] nzodd@beehaw.org 13 points 1 year ago

"surely tanking our company will save us"

I hope they all get bought out by fucking Yahoo.

[-] nzodd@beehaw.org 11 points 1 year ago

More proof that billionaires are just sociopaths with a lot of luck that hasn't quite run out yet.

[-] nzodd@beehaw.org 17 points 1 year ago

Throw in some random gore there for the nuclear option. NSFL is NSFW. And reddit never bothered to distinguish the two so let them down in yet more of their own poor decisions

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