[-] onestop@lemmy.ml 24 points 9 months ago

developer: look at my beautiful code

tester: look at the beautiful 783 defects I just found

[-] onestop@lemmy.ml 11 points 9 months ago

the link is down, can you fix it? i just read that they’re desperate to meet me

[-] onestop@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 months ago

pro gamer move

[-] onestop@lemmy.ml 35 points 9 months ago

what’s next, hiding airplanes in the clouds?

[-] onestop@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago

does it come in black?

[-] onestop@lemmy.ml 44 points 9 months ago

code: return isPersonAStudent()

manager in code review: WHY NO DOCUMENTATION!!??

[-] onestop@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

i thought that was rule 34 from fight club

[-] onestop@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

if you become a millionaire with that phrase “aesthetic guidance” let me get 5% of the royalties 😉

[-] onestop@lemmy.ml 54 points 9 months ago

well, just try googling Dick and Dyke, there are a lot of interesting information about this fella

[-] onestop@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

is there a word for the example is in the meme?

[-] onestop@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 months ago

second rule of figh club is you don’t talk about the golden rule

[-] onestop@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago

google translate better get cracking

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