Oooh. Someone's getting a 0.001% fine to continue business as usual. Juicy.

The state should never execute anyone because it implies two things that aren't true:

1. That the system is infallible.
2. That a person doesn't have the capacity to improve/rehabilitate.

That being said. I'll take this method over any other for sure.

He'll close Tesla completely before he allows this. So win win

“Male students’ hair must not extend below the top of a t-shirt collar or be gathered or worn in a style that would allow the hair to extend below the top of a t-shirt collar, below the eyebrows, or below the ear lobes when let down.”

Ah, I see now... still they can suck 87 dicks with a dress code like that. "You can't look how you want when not here either?". Fuck that.

Am I out of touch?

No surely one more pizza party will turn this around.

allegedly pushed an arresting officer.

Liars.

It was certainly a factor in my vasectomy decision.

Can we stop pretending the offspring of famous people matter?

She's not wrong, she's just an asshole

Wow. Who could have predicted that!?!?

Do people think that having 4 criminal cases pending against you is meaningless? Like... This is accurate and prosecutions are moving forward. The fuck do you want? That's how it works.

I'm a little mildly infuriated that the picture of the thing I'm supposed to be reading is so small and sideways.