[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

Love this movie! The exchange that comes shortly after is gold, too:

Bart: Okay, Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what are your pleasures? What do you like to do?

Jim: Oh, I don't know. Play chess...screw.

Bart: Well let's play chess.

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 months ago

Sorry you found yourself in this situation. I hope it gets better for you sooner rather than later. And to comment on one of your questions: "do we really have this many assholes in the world?!" Man, do we ever.

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 months ago

Rookie mistake. The answer to that isn't to remove the accessory, but to add EVEN MORE accessories so it balances itself out.

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago

Not sure. What do you guys think?

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

For a second I thought it said "experimental failure". Would be more accurate, I think.

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Tell me about it. Now they're just Steam Key Reseller #46498.

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Dunce here, I don't get the joke. Can somebody explain? Are ceiling lights something ND people don't like?

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

Whenever I hear Baby Shark, I get very emotional.

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago
[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Windows Media Player wrecked its own dumb self. It was good right up to Windows 2000 and Windows ME (which is a whole other kettle of fish), and then it got bloated, unintuitive and it kept nagging you for random shit. VLC is a great app, don't get me wrong, the bar was not all that high is what I'm saying.

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Hell yes, I'm lazy. And proud of it. I went to school, I finished college, I tried to work hard and all I got in return was middling pay and more work. So of course I stopped working my ass off and started prioritizing my free time and well-being instead. In this day and age, laziness is a virtue.

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Pssh, I'm not that old.

...I'm actually this old.

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