If I'm ever on life support, I want you to unplug me.

Then plug me back in because sometimes that works.

I want to take you to a hay bar, hay bar, hay bar!

I've been the person to talk to interviewees before. I told them the good and the bad. We feel it's better to be upfront and let them make an informed choice rather than hiring them only to have them quit in a year or two.

Don't talk to Margot that way!

Does Data have cold skin?

And always disconnect while you're in the middle of speaking.

You know the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

Porcupines have the pricks on the outside.

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It's just that they've been arguing for years and the wives are fed up about it.

This is true, but the cost to defend this in court can be insane, especially against a media conglomerate.

Man, you're probably right, but you're condescending as hell.

Deep. Fried. Tacos.

With American cheese.

2 for a dollar.