I must break you.

And you'd have the benefit of your next trip to the toilet being self-wiping!

I have a visor CD holder with a few burnt copies of albums I always enjoy. Yes my car has Bluetooth and yes I use it, but sometimes it's just easier to pop in a CD. It's also more legal, a couple of years ago a coworker got ticketed for distracted driving because the cop saw him switching albums on his phone while driving. I doubt you'll get pulled over for swapping CDs.

Fan By Internet.

Yeah, I googled "I've been waiting for this moment, Phil Collins" and multiple results showed up with the same answer. Should have opened up the lyrics and actually read them.....

Had to Google that one, but damn that looks comfy. Since I mostly work from home now, I might have to try that out. Thanks for the suggestion.

Yeah it's not horrible, but it's not the iconic presidential blue and white with the polished silver. Also there's a rumor in the aviation world that he wanted to interior done up like his NY apartment.... so there's that.

Basically like his personal jet, dark blue on the belly, white on top, thick red stripe down the middle form the nose to the tail.

"Everyday I think people can't get any dumber, and everyday I'm proven horribly wrong."

I have no idea who originally said this, but it rings true every day.

Same here. When people ask me why I don't drink coffee I have to explain to them that to me it tastes like a bars ashtray smells at the end of a busy night. The funny thing is everyone in my family loves coffee, I'm just the black sheep that drinks tea.

"Oh you just haven't had good coffee" nope sorry bud, I've had high end coffee, low end coffee, flavored coffee, everything. I even had a supervisor who basically lived on coffee and did everything he could to find a blend that was palatable to me, still nothing.

Look at these weak children these days, with their molded plastic dizzy spinners with built in seating so you don't fly off. Back in my day you had a round piece of steel with some bent pipes to hold onto in the feeble attempt not get thrown across the playground into a railroad tie that's holding back the splinter filled wood chips. Oh yeah and the lead paint was flaking off the whole time..... come to think about it, I think our parks department sucks.

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