[-] orangejuche@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

I’ll be banned the day 100 hexbear users support zionism, which is absolutely possible, dumber things have happened on this site.

[-] orangejuche@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

Update why did you upvote this people?

[-] orangejuche@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Do it motherfucker no pig poop balls

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Say what you want about Trump, if he gets into the white house again he is going to be an effective leader. The American empire is not destined to fall, communism is not destined to win, capitalism will kill the planet if we can’t stop it though, that’s the only thing that’s certain. Trump winning or losing does not determine if we get the good ending or the bad ending, but he points us in a worse direction than Biden would. Think about how many wars Biden started and is losing, if Trump ends them america will be in a stronger position to do imperialism. I support Biden because he won’t end the wars, and the US is destined to lose them. Trump is a greater threat to Palestine, to Russia, to China, to Cuba, to all currently existing socialist states. Biden is not by his sheer incompetence. If Biden starts WW3 that would be better for the working class than Trump starting it or even delaying it for a more ruthless fascist president to lead it. Anyways voting doesn’t matter, you are crazy if you think trump is better for leftist, he is only better for the colonizer.

[-] orangejuche@hexbear.net 56 points 4 months ago

I hope in 50 years the children aren’t learning about us presidents.

[-] orangejuche@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago

Reddit is censoring everything about the debate right now HOOLLY FUCK! Emperor has no clothes.

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[-] orangejuche@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago

This fellas is why we don’t do debates.

[-] orangejuche@hexbear.net 33 points 4 months ago

Biden sounds more unintelligible than I am.

-BMF

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Battle of Stalingrad is being held on the street with a pride flag painted on it. The local cafes and bars have closed the security shutters while pedestrians and bikers battle it out like it’s the warriors. A battalion of e-scooters have been thrown into the local river, Mark lost his penjamin, there has not been this much infighting between local hipster douchebags since the original hipster subculture split in 2010 and half of them all became racist and the other half gay, you can tell which is which by the flannel they are wearing. The grub hub driver who is too alienated to deal with this shit walks through violent mobs of redditors just trying to not get fired. A Karen and her kids in a Prius are dragged out of their cars and are lynched like Mussolini. One restaurant attempts to extend the outdoor patio to other side of the street. Various rainbow painted boulders are placed in the spots homeless people sleep at night. It’s absolute chaos and pandemonium on the street young professionals struggle to afford and various journalists online regurgitate uncritical support for one side or the other to the masses who all find that this chaz 2.0 knockoff is stupider than what it was about last time, and many people decide from that point forward to avoid Portland in the future.

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Our comrades in the secret hexbear/gooning discord server have been hard at work for months on a new AI model trained entirely on hexbear user data. We have created cybersyn folks! Gone are the days of ideological disagreement and struggle sessions, we can just ask the robot what is right and what is left. Meet @comradeisraeligenocide, pronouns (they/them)/(it/its). Ask them/it a question and they/it will respond immediately, also they/it have been made admin of the site and will carry out all moderation duties from now on. We will also be expanding our dataset with user data from other lemmy sites, we use OpenAI 4.5 which itself uses reddit, twitter, and facebook data among others as part of its models. Please note that @comradeisraeligenocide is in beta so mistakes will be made, despite the label of artificial intelligence @comradeisraeligenocide is not actually sentient, but we hope that one day they/it will be. Anyways if you intentionally get @comradeisraeligenocide to say something offensive countdown

[-] orangejuche@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

Personally I think Assange should just be given a general pardon and fuck off to Russia like Snowden did.

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[-] orangejuche@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

Nationalism is a tool like any other and while there is some absurdity to it like borders broadly being an imaginary concept, we should not be cynical about borders existing because sometimes it does benefit the leftist cause primarily when it comes to indigenous sovereignty and land ownership among other things. Of course when it does not benefit us like the existence of every colonial country we should bring in the fucking clowns and make a joke of the concept. With borders we should act like it’s an old cartoon and whenever the border guard is not looking we quickly move the line further into their territory. Once the revolution is achieved we will look back at borders not with laughter or hatred, but with complete fucking indifference because it doesn’t matter.

[-] orangejuche@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

Single-handedly nationalizes the world economy

Proceeds to fumble it like spaghetti

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by orangejuche@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

I’d rather be having bros autistically obsessing over supply lines and infrastructure than the ww2 borders of a fascist yugoslavia. Map painting games, city builders, and political sims all push the same dopamine button in the brain. You give a dude a map of earth and tell him to build communism on it and he will spend the next twenty four hours arguing with similar nerds in a forum about entirely fictional models of resource deposits in Africa being entirely unbalanced. Let’s focus the analytical mind towards coming up with highly unrealistic plans for managing the global economy than making war.

[-] orangejuche@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

A mosque would have been based. That would have been like a cultural victory in a game of civ.

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