[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 weeks ago

Those kind can lead their shit right into the guillotine notch, thankyouverymuch.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 weeks ago

Aw, he's gonna be mad when he sees his chainsword's power is off.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago

YFW they're spy phones, all the way down.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 month ago

Tell Lemmy you're high as balls without saying you're high as balls.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago

Noone rides the alot.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 month ago

Is it a guillotine? What do I win if it's a guillotine? I'm pretty sure it's a guillotine. Just saying. 🤷🏽‍♂️ Might be.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 months ago

You're so full of shit, it's actually impressive.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 months ago
[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 months ago

Nah, people aren't "shocked". People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it. In that order, no less.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 10 months ago

I'm just as impressed with her hair. Damn.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 10 months ago

There always are.

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