[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 weeks ago

Leave the country while you still can? 🤓🤘🏽

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Except... Their entire cousin-fuckin' base keeps getting reassured that "their" Pres & VP are those two fuckstains and alllll this is just a formality on the righteous way back to the --throne-- White House... 🤬☠️

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago

Y'all russian trolls are getting lazier and lazier. They send your more senior trogs to the front already? How long until y'all've trained your chatbot replacements, I wonder? You got any escape plans brewing, yet? Personally, I'd suggest you get on that ASAP. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤣

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 months ago
[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago

Lemme guess, the main character's name rhymes with "Ciri"? Just promise it won't be anything like the fuckin' series' S02+?

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago

And yet, you stay. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 10 months ago

He can barely get into the suits he already has.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 10 months ago

One of my all-time favorite quotes. I can't help but hear the last bit in Inigo Montoya's voice. 🤘🏼

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 11 months ago

More like "serf & toff". 🤌🏼

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 11 months ago

Are you fucking high, or simply didn't read the actual text in the slightest?

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