[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

Sorry, is that an attempt to lampoon someone's accent or the audio team?

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

"Who puts a safety on a chainsword?!"

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Caesar is the OG, but these two certainly tie for a close second. πŸ€—πŸ€˜πŸ½

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Ooh, she expensive.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

Good goddamn, red. Forget about just my soul, how many more do you want? πŸ‘€πŸ™‡πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

Doesn't seem to have legs or a head, so I'm guessing it's a larval stage of a gnat or similar (aka "maggot"). Bonus protein in your bread, I suppose?

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

Remind me: what's the term for the GF/spouse back stateside, collecting checks and side pieces while the soldier's deployed?

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago

So, Tyler Durden?

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You want an unstoppable raping, pillaging, murdering force rolling West over every opposition, against all odds, and only stopped by the logistical impasse that is the sea and the festering attrition of greed?

Because, that's how you get an unstoppable raping, pillaging, murdering force rolling West over every opposition, against all odds, and only stopped by the logistical impasse that is the sea and the festering attrition of greed.

edit: sorry for the historical caricature, kiddos. Lighten up, FFS.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago

"I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake, but in the meantime: rest well and dream of large pic-a-nic baskets."

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago

I didn't know the Northern Midwest had its own airline. 😢

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