That's some millennial talk right there.

You can't make trashy wind chimes from floppies, though.

Old and badass enough, damn.

Fair point, actually. 🤌🏾

It is, in a word, stunning.

Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.

Well that's adorably horrific. 🤩

My professional input, knowing nothing of your shop or location, and all respect intended: hosting DMing "lessons" using other systems like PbtA, SwoN, Starforged, Quest, Kids on Brooms/Bikes, etc. to hone narrative improv skills can often set a foundation of non-D&D preferences — especially when the aforementioned are super easy to get started, thus promoting a higher frequency of game sessions for your fledgling Storytellers/GMs. Hell, offering a free/discounted game room rental to the groups these GMs put together could be a great draw (& good optics) 🤓

Ooh. I'm a fan. 🤘🏽☠️

You know young John has a favorite d20 among the dice there🤘🏽 (because it's only betrayed him a handful of times.)

That's what cats've done, TBF. They even taught themselves to sound like our babies! Not to mention, contracted a bio-parasite to further tilt our civilization to their whims...

I presume you meant to prepend these citations with your own summation, something along the lines of: "It's a spectrum, not a point", etc al?