Slava Ukraine! 🇺🇦

(Yes, that means your bathroom is upside down.)

Gotta abolish that fuckin' thing, frankly. 🫣

We're pretending that a serial pedo, self-proclaimed rapist, career fraudster, and all-around fuckclown is eligible for presidency, so why are you so fucking surprised?

🤮🖕🏽

The Crow died with Lee. Like father, like son.

I wholeheartedly agree with the last bit there, but smart money's on Trump never needing a full half an hour to prove he's a bloated sac of pus and half as cogent.

That can't possibly get away from you in the meantime, nope.

Lemme guess: Windows, hunh?

More or less, "Now that you're out of the closet, maybe when putting an outfit together, you can turn a light on, hmm?"

Real quick: how high are you?

Something tells me this might just be an elaborate ruse by a cosplaying Colin Mochrie... 🤷🏼‍♂️ (Can't unsee it, now)

In fact, the word "brown" is the morph of the original word for bear. Whatever humans used for brown was overshadowed long ago by the very experience of bear itself, and the color alone became a prevalent warning against that thing that is the single most terrifying brown in existence.