my brain read this to me in captain Raymond Holts voice from Brooklyn 99

RIP

wait until after puberty. it starts to feel different down there.

probably only gets 10 miles per gas grass or ass.

"Look at that beta male, not even asserting his dominance over the couches!"

-JD Vance, probably

I was on that side a bit and the thinking was if we aren't united behind Biden, tRUmp will divide and conquer the rest. I think we were just trying to show solidarity. we all knew he was weekend at Bernie-ING but didn't think/know how positive it would be on this side of that decision. so for that, sorry.

I always figured Russian values were 9.8m^2

you know ... terminal... velocity from falling out of buildings.

I bet Vances gamer tag is c0uc)-(fux0r

or maybe xXxLoveSeatFacexXx

or maybe (0u(hfu(k32

im giving him pw ideas aren't i

I heard noopnoop say got-dayum to that one.

yo mama so fat the injuns tried circling her and ...well they... couldn't.

you all know that .... somehow... somewhere.... JD Vance jerked his chicken to this.

one must'nt argue with My Dick in a Box.

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