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[-] 14th_cylon@lemm.ee 88 points 4 hours ago
[-] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 hour ago

Missed opportunity to have one guy yelling ":!q"

[-] Katana314@lemmy.world 16 points 3 hours ago

We will never forget the secret ending of Sword Art Online where Kirito finally exits the game, only to find there’s another options menu in the real world.

/s (but somehow I wouldn’t be surprised if they actually did that)

[-] Sat@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 3 hours ago

You might like Alicization

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

As a casual who only watched a bit of SAO, What's that?

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 2 points 50 minutes ago

Basically season 3. I wouldn't skip season 2 though - it's also fantastic, albeit a totally different premise so ymmv.

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 2 points 36 minutes ago
[-] Allero@lemmy.today 19 points 3 hours ago

The scariest part is that real world is, in fact, a hardcore free-for-all PvP realm.

I'm not talking competition or something. A random person can absolutely come to you at any time, stab or shoot you and you'll be dead. Forever. No respawns.

It's only because people don't really like being murdered that led them to make and enforce rules on what violence is legitimate that curbed the violence. But even still, anytime, anywhere, by anyone, you can absolutely be killed. And if one day something breaks in the chain that makes police work, we're super screwed.

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 points 38 minutes ago

And if one day something breaks in the chain that makes police work...

Are you a time traveler?

[-] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 hours ago

It's only because people don't really like being murdered that...

No it's also, and more importantly, because people don't like murdering

[-] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

If not for people’s negative feelings toward being murdered, I would only take <1% of people enjoying murdering for it to be an extinction-level problem.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

No respawns.

I mean, maybe we respawn on a different server.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Yeah... as a different material. Some wood, stone, grass or a few water molecules dilluted in an ocean. With more luck maybe as a different lesser species.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago
[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 hours ago

You can get banned for team killing.

[-] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

And if one day something breaks in the chain that makes police work, we’re super screwed.

Sad USA noises

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 1 points 36 minutes ago

I quoted that exact part in a reply before I saw yours. What part of fantasy land is this person from?

[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Not only can they PK, they can cripple you for life. You can be completely fucked way worse than 'just' dying.

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 93 points 4 hours ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 33 points 4 hours ago

Have you checked your midsection?

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 1 points 9 minutes ago

I've put so much stuff up there.

[-] Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 4 hours ago

Just tried, only pissed myself.

[-] papacraw@lemm.ee 13 points 4 hours ago

wait until after puberty. it starts to feel different down there.

[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago

It is in your brain, is called "dissociation".

[-] haerrii@feddit.org 61 points 5 hours ago

Oh boy, how great would that be

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 34 points 5 hours ago

Eh, with my luck it would be the glitchy alpha version of utopia where it crashed and I had to start back at the beginning the second I walked into the door of the Federal Cupcake Bakery and Fuckatorium.

[-] JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 hours ago

Just keep trying to enter the door in slightly different ways until it lets you in.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

10,000 years later... "god damn it!"

[-] Zozano@lemy.lol 8 points 3 hours ago

Moral of the story: don't skip the tutorial.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Sorry, I grew up on 1980s video games. Only nerds and losers read the manual.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 15 points 5 hours ago

Stop teasing us

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

And 2 months later he returned to PVP mode because he got bored.

[-] atocci@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

Had to give it a shot at least

[-] JoYo@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 hours ago

someone has never PUG vet-DLC.

this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2024
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