For "real" answers, maybe Everybody Here Wants You by Jeff Buckley, Ten Out of Nine by No Suits, or Earned It by The Weeknd (which is a kind of cheesy choice but effective none the less)

Tomorrow is one of the sexiest days of the year:

The First Of May

Especially stuff like Only Fans that suggests to impressionable women that they can get rich doing it. In the end it only makes Only Fans rich.

I agree with your overall sentiment, but singling out OnlyFans, the comparative "farm to table" of the porn world as the "especially" and not the deeply-entrenched traditional porn industry which is famous for exploitation problems, feels very weird to me.

Yes there are tons of problematic people and agencies involved in the OnlyFans sphere, but it's also one of the best avenues for somebody who want to engage in pornographic sex work to be able to do so with greater autonomy and control.

Feels like a weird target for the ire to me, tbh.

If my partner passed on the opportunity to dramatically improve our station in life beyond any of our reasonable dreams, I wouldn't consider that "staying true to me," tbh.

People were fucking in all variety of combinations long before the concepts of "straight" or "gay" even existed. "Straight" isn't a thing, it's a means of describing a pattern, that's it. Language doesn't define human activity, human activity invokes language in an attempt to characterize it.

I guess it depends on why you want to do it, doesn't it? Do you want to do it because you are questioning your attractions and potential sexuality? Yeah that's probably bi-curious. Do you just have some sort of intellectual curiosity? A desire to understand the appeal rather than explore your personal interest? Is somebody offering you $20 to do it? For any of those, I think it's less black-and-white.

But what I think most and most importantly, is those labels benefit us when we wish to group, find commonality, or define preferences, so they have merit, but they do us disservice when they limit us or restrict our agency to that which we can define into convenient simplifications. So like, don't not use them or anything (do you want, basically always), just don't sanctify them. In the same way that virginity is mostly a construct, sexuality is too.

And I'll be honest, I wasn't expecting the "I can't suck because if I did I'd probably turn into the most voracious glizzy guzzler in history" response, so fuck if I know anymore if my little soapbox statement even applies to the situation at hand tbh, but I do think we sanctify, to our detriment, way too much in modern society, definitely including a lot involving sex and sexuality.

And no, I'm not gifted with brevity, I'm sorry.

edit: oh you are dude, my bad. I got confused somehow.

I'm not sure I'm that interested in performing it in real life, and it's not exactly what you're talking about, but creampie cleanup cuckolding videos are basically the hottest thing in terms of pornography. Even beyond that I think watching a woman swallowing is 10x hotter than a facial or any other kind of cumshot, so yeah, cum consumption is a pretty sexy idea in general.

Varies wildly, but in general I’d say best-case scenario, for me, is lingerie that highlights the nudity, such as a shelf or cupless bra/lingerie.

I'll preface this by saying that penis is not my primary interest, but I can enjoy a great pic if the equipment is exceptional and do have opinions on the topic 😅

Personally I prefer more body (at least chest and legs) over close-up, no clothes or underwear only (ideally boxer briefs), 3/4 angle facing, erect, large. Bonus points for artsy photography, and well-lit black and white is nice.

Ooof I'm an asshole for this one, but admittedly this was high school so forgive my childhood self.

I had been flirting with two girls (openly, nothing behind anyone's back) and knew that both wanted me to ask them to homecoming, but definitely preferred one (we'll call her the brunette). But when one of my friends mentioned he was thinking about asking the other girl, the blonde, to homecoming, I didn't like the idea of having one of my options taken from me without my input so I asked the blonde out to homecoming instead.

We went on a couple of dates after that but it was clear there wasn't really anything more there so we called it off. In the meantime my friend went back to his ex (a bad move for him) and the brunette I actually really liked was furious I didn't ask her to homecoming and was basically done with me forever after that.

So yeah, bad move on my part all around.

Probably the stimuli on my penis.

Yeah feeling like I'm being nanny-ed on the NSFW instance is weird, and imo makes this instance seem inherently unserious.