Much too soon! (but totally a good one, i ill be stealing this one)

Or they have an epiphany and realize they have, perhaps not ‘fuck you’ money, but at least ‘bite me’ money. Then they sit in a row boat and fish or something. Greed is a pathology and we do a favor to those inflicted with it by taking it away faster and faster the more they steal from us.

I really wanted to see where this was going. The obvious flirtation, the passive-aggressive challenge, it was really building to something.