"It's simple" didn't imply usage of game engine nor time.

I also never said simple. I said easy.

I challenged you by trying it yourself to see how easy it is. Have you tried doing it yourself? I'd wager not, and probably win said wager.

Here's a 5 minute tutorial in how to do it in Godot to get you started: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GURxA8MvkkM

Now, reply to me with further excuses for why it's "too hard."

Where is it mentioned that is that task?

Also, where are you getting 3 minutes from?

Why are you mentioning the Quake 3 engine?

Already done.

Soft-body physics aren't hard.

In fact, I challenge you to do it yourself so you can see exactly how easy it is.

I mean, if it doesn't then it's just adding to the model.

Django from Boktai had a scarf. I doubt it was difficult to add.

Even then, it becomes a problem of adding a gear system at all and a scarf is pretty irrelevant.

The entire game is mirrored.

I unfortunately have the displeasure of talking to too many religious people.

Most of them are dumb as shit and pride themselves on being morons. They've dug their hole so deep, they don't know anything else other than to keep on digging.

They're probably smarter than most religious people.

Most devout followers are afraid to question their religion, so they never gain a deeper understanding of it.

Yes, capitalist rhetoric has always been bullshit to get the working class to work against itself.

This is honestly the list.

Play through a good deal of these and I'd wager you'll have a greater appreciation of video games as a whole.