As someone who is the stupid ~~party~~ stoner friend to a big friend group of (mostly) tech bros, this list is pretty hilarious to read from the other side.

Also fuck you for saying I'm gonna die young.

Episodes (starring Matt LeBlanc as himself) is very much up this alley. It's a show about two British TV writers adapting their big BBC hit for American TV. It's also one of the more underrated shows out there, I don't see a lot of people talking about it and frankly it's excellent.

My point is that there is zero reason to ever ADD sugar to any food, period

But you said it yourself, the reason to add it is for flavor.

Whether you like it or not, flavor is an incredibly important part of food and eating. Arguably the most important.

I don't know if I ever came to terms with it, the thought of one day not existing has always brought me a level of deep comfort. Maybe try looking at it as a good thing instead of a bad thing.

I like Bo Burnham's titles (both from the song Rant):

"The Blue-balled Anti-masturbator" and "The Great All-loving F*ggot-hater"

Edit: the instance removed the hate speech (which I was simply quoting and don't condone) so I censored it

Snow Dogs with Cuba Gooding Jr did the exact same thing

I don't really get messaging apps. I have discord on my phone but I disabled notifications because my phone buzzes any time someone posts anything in any community I'm a part of and it was getting really annoying. I also don't use it for messaging, I just use it for the voice lobbies.

Other than that, I text exclusively.

I didn't realize this was being directed by the guy that directed Trollhunter until a few days ago, makes me a little more excited about this movie. The trailers look corny as hell but Trollhunter knew how to balance the corniness with the seriousness perfectly.

I really enjoyed the dueling banjo fart battle against Michael Moore

Don't you see? Lame jokes at the expense of religion are JUST AS BAD as religious oppression!

(is /s necessary on this forum?)

Very similarly, Across the Stars from Episode II is a slightly inverted minor version of the Star Wars main theme