What if I told you.. you don't have to watch a live-action remake of anything.
Possible but not easily.
you do not ever need to see or interact with your neighbors
I'm not sure why you're trying to tell me this. I've got my own experience living in apartments and having neighbours.
I have experience none of these in the cities
I grew up in a house in a city with a garden with a lawn which had to be regularly mowed with a lawnmower. We don't have "HOA"s in our country.
Also there are in general lawn mowing and leaf blowing are much more moderate in city, because they know they are surrounded by people.
Wow. Your country is very different from my country.
I don't see why you would expect an absense of these things in a city?
I don't care how much they do, I care about how close they all are to me while they do it.
I don't know about that. I don't live in America and I've never lived in suburbs. I have lived in flats (apartments) and in dense areas.
The legality of re-distributing the leaked source is questionable at best.
LOL no shit. I'll steer well clear of that one I think.
messages would still go through Google and their servers
As I understand it, there is nothing Google-specific in the standard. At the moment, Google is the main (only?) provider of RCS services to mobile networks though so data is highly likely to go through Google servers. However, that's not mandated by the standard, it's just a consequence of the current state of the market.
LOL