This is some ultrakill bullshit

Context: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultrakill?wprov=sfla1

Relevant xkcd:

 https://xkcd.com/2138/

Look at my instance name

Ozymandias by Percy Bysh Shelby

I met a traveller from an antique land,

Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone

Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,

Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,

And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,

Tell that its sculptor well those passions read

Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,

The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;

And on the pedestal, these words appear:

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Nothing beside remains. Round the decay

Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare

The lone and level sands stretch far away.

cough debian edition cough

says linux is bad but uses a microwave

Thanks

See, that argument would be fine if not for the fact as the vast majority of android malware comes from the google play store. The percentage of android users that actually install apps from alternative sources is so much smaller than those of the play store, and the existence of F-Droid and other community run app stores invalidates your argument. This is not about protecting users from malware, its about not allowing you to install what programs you want ON THE DEVICE YOU PAY FOR. https://www.bitdefender.com/en-gb/blog/labs/malicious-google-play-apps-bypassed-android-security

No, virtual private server, I am looking for a provider that respects privacy and is decently cheap.

Just set your feed to all/new and scroll for a bit, you see all sorts of stufd

Same, thats why it would be funny to make a custom font.

And vim is a way of life

You should really install fail2ban, just for peace of mind. If you dont, at the very least setup SSH keys.