Yeah, I can never quite tell with articles sometimes..
Among many elements of the story that absolutely fail to raise sympathy:
[...] They planned to subdivide their block into 26 lots once the land was rezoned as residential, live on one block and drip-feed two or three others on to the market each year.
...just what we need -- a drip-feed of low-density housing.
Need some kind of fake power-down mode baked into the OS, which locks encrypted storage and switches on an unresponsive black screen tracking mode.