I considered the katana since they're great for cutting exposed areas but honestly I'd rather just sharpen a long stick

That last sentence pretty much gets it perfectly

I think slings are treated similarly to throwing by the brain, which humans do very well

Bro gears is about as brown and jingoistic as shooters get

Halo is better on colours and varies on the jingoism a lot

Dead space is fantastic and also grey as shit (It makes sense for the game though so I can't make It a criticism though)

Our Modern times in star trek are more like the Roman empire, slowly crumbling and about to collapse, which then leads to the actual dark age (I.e., WW3, eugenics wars)

Barony sounds somewhat similar to what you described, but it's more rogue like and is singleplayer/ online coop

Would A Ty-fling be when you have a one night stand with someone from Thailand?

Based

My S8 has been dunked in water and sprayed by the shower plenty of times with no issue. It might not be strictly water proof but it's kind of a semantic difference.

And nah, not everything needs that kind of resistance, but it's nice to have

I love water proof phones, it's a massive reduction in anxiety and means I don't have to avoid bringing it into the bathroom.

Me too :)

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