Sharing walls sucks

Sometimes I just start a sentence, and don't know where it's going

The top two

They could, but they won't

Free Rulester was right there... Missed opportunity

So the question is, if you die and are resuscitated, are you living the same life or a new one?

My windows 10 already has a watermark to activate it

I have a couple of em

illegally

illegal

illegally

Eh, I've heard enough. Acquitted! bangs squeaky gavel

Kids were out all day, with the only rule of being home when the street lights came on

Aww man now everyone's gonna know I was peeing!

17 years ago, good god how did that happen