Also, ensuring to never copy and paste commands but to type them in manually yourself. It's hard to enforce this on yourself, but worth it.

"Command: sido not found..."

I remember when I was younger and would lay on my back throwing a baseball up in the air and catching it, that I could watch it go up and not follow it with my eyes as it goes down and still have my hand in the right spot to catch it

Sometimes I just start a sentence, and don't know where it's going

Free Rulester was right there... Missed opportunity

So the question is, if you die and are resuscitated, are you living the same life or a new one?

My windows 10 already has a watermark to activate it

I have a couple of em

illegally

illegal

illegally

Eh, I've heard enough. Acquitted! bangs squeaky gavel

Kids were out all day, with the only rule of being home when the street lights came on

Aww man now everyone's gonna know I was peeing!

17 years ago, good god how did that happen