How about self-defense and militia programs instead? :-(

A singing and commentating bus driver! :-)

Um...Put Edward Rooney in detention!!?? ;-)

Maybe we could liberate a certain modeling agency based there and nothing else. Besides, I'm sure the women in this country would rejoice if that were to happen. ;-)

Only if Walz will join our fight against our conquerors, but I'm sure he will keep allowing them to be there, thus making me more glad I left that state! :-(

I think they could do others based on the other Star Trek crews instead of just the original crew. :-)

I'm not worried about the war! I'm worried about what will happen after the war!!! :-(