This feels like something out of Superstore: Glen puts this up and Dana destroys it.

Kinda surprised it's still there, honestly.

Rosa: Wow, she is good at shushing.
Jake: I know. She's like a librarian.
Rosa: You mean like a sexy librarian?
Jake: No, a regular one!

Doch nicht allen! Es gibt Dutzende von uns. Dutzende!

Are you Nick Offerman? Because this sounds very much like his writing style.

Also, it's spelled "mere", not "mear".

I think autocorrect got your "compromised".

A similar phenomenon is knowing you're going to need to go back and update some older section of code and when you finally get around to it, it turns out you wrote it that way to begin with. It's like... I didn't think I knew about this approach before...

Like the infosquitos: "this guy sure loves porno!"

I think it was an issue where the CSAM was being copied to servers via normal federation with the instance(s) being spammed.

Or just adb (for deleting bloatware).

I hope they meet a very angry porcupine.

What a fantastic insult!

I am Lucy Liu. Give me your spines.