Ha! Didn’t even. Sad face.
Right. "Don't ever make a mistake and nothing bad will ever happen."
Are you 100% sure of that?
9/11.
I didn’t think much about the dangers of religion and “faith” in general until then.
Colonoscopy?
Is it true that the name comes from the recursive, “Gnu’s Not Unix”?
Also wouldn’t have happened if it was someone bigger making the joke.
I closed the tool palette in the illustration app of a coworker and replaced it with a same-size image of same.
Donald Trump was elected president of the United States.
Living longer (and in better shape) means choosing quality of life over tradition and expectations of others.
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Then your _________ is a cancer and needs to fail.