[-] scottyjoe9@sh.itjust.works 32 points 10 months ago

I'm tired, boss.

[-] scottyjoe9@sh.itjust.works 19 points 11 months ago

I lean into it. "Oh you only slept for 20 mins? I feel great, I got a full 8 hours. I don't even drink caffeine because I sleep so well".

[-] scottyjoe9@sh.itjust.works 24 points 11 months ago

*American apple people. No one else on earth gives a shit.

[-] scottyjoe9@sh.itjust.works 37 points 11 months ago

This happened to a guy I knew but the other way around. He turned up late to the bucks party, started crying and saying he wasn't ready for marriage and ended up cancelling everything and paying the bride-not-to-be's parents back for everything.

I think they just rushed into it and he realised at that moment.

[-] scottyjoe9@sh.itjust.works 30 points 11 months ago

"who the fuck shit on the floor!?"

[-] scottyjoe9@sh.itjust.works 24 points 11 months ago

There are plenty of developers who use macs for work, me included. I mainly go with Mac for the build quality/battery life/performance though and also because my work pays for it so I don't need to worry about the exorbitant price. I would agree that MacOS is pretty janky at times and it requires a few third party apps to be reasonable usable.

But I'm not really sure what you mean by useful bits? I don't feel like I'm really restricted in MacOS. If there isn't a UI element for something, you can probably adjust it in a terminal.

[-] scottyjoe9@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 year ago

Wait, your heart and lungs stop when you sleep? 🤔

[-] scottyjoe9@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago

Their hand is half in very clear water.

[-] scottyjoe9@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 year ago

They took it further than the incorrect "would of" just to fuck with us.

[-] scottyjoe9@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago

Who downvotes this? Chris Sawyer is the GOAT.

[-] scottyjoe9@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

I think people call languages with very few native speakers "endangered languages".

[-] scottyjoe9@sh.itjust.works 76 points 1 year ago

They meant that they'll live just fine. You see, they will be dead before climate change decimates our planet. 🤷‍♂️

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