Did I land on 4chan with that edgy suicide joke?

I don't know if it "matters", and I'm not a prescriptivist who wants to tell others how to talk, but it's interesting.

I, too, am a classical music enjoyer

Warst du schonmal in Bremerhaven?

You're conveniently failing to mention the millions of people who will suffer and die with no fault of their own. This is not positive thinking, it's privilege and ignorace.

Dominating your friends honestly sounds fun, platonic BDSM could be a thing. It wouldn't even have to be sexual.