If you think about it, this means the main character is actually dead.

Now everyone just uses the same username "anon" as a sort of running gag.

Huge amounts of foreshadowing, but the story is already very predictable.

Motion controls.

Very long unskippable cutscenes before all bosses.

Hitboxes that make no sense whatsoever.

Voice Actors that really want to be somewhere else. (perhaps with full bladders?)

All cutscenes are slideshows.

A huge open world, with massive Travel distances and no fast travelling, and theres nothing to explore.

Depends on the country you live in 😂 here they are absolutely required and also are not allowed to be blinking.

Anyone who has ever touched their software knows how this will go....

I'm using this in every language I speak from now on!

Yeah but those life stories are there due to SEO, which also is Google's fault.

We've come a long way from 1+1= Tube !

Impressive that we got to the moon with that.

Opening a banana from the bottom up, it's so much easier.

Why does every article fail to mention that the ingame map only updates once every 3 years or so? And that this griefing is most likely done once per person, until they find out that the game isn't updated? (Because it's not sensational)

So LED screens are basically just 25 inc lamps?

So when Google removed don't be evil, they really meant it. It shows more and more each day.