If I did, I guarantee every item in my life held together with screws will work its way loose out of spite, and that’s not a risk I’m willing to take

Just like the box of screws my great grand father passed down to my grand father, then to my father and finally to me. This multigenerational collection of screws from goodness knows where will keep growing until I bestow it on the heir to my estate.

Has anyone used this as part of a domain? I'm trying to find a replacement for Windows 10 to run on Skylake-era hardware at the small company I work for. I'll probably end up just using Ubuntu but I'd really like to try something more... Modern