Have you ever noticed that conservatives only claim cheating when they lose? When they win, the election was fair and square.

They’ll bring a few of it’s features into Photos and then kill it off

The one thing that is certain is that America will get the president that it deserves.

I think American audiences are tired of the godzilla thing

When Luke found Laura

He got a new sprayer so he can spray it on thick.

He had more orange spray on than ever before. It was thick as a mask.

So now he's denigrating women too.

an appointment to get my passport

You can’t immigrate to another country with just passport and a smile. So unless you’ve spent the last year applying for immigration visas, you’re staying for a while.

No. Bezos would profit from a trump presidency. Always follow the money.

It will suck if trump wins too. Except it will keep on sucking long after inauguration. Perhaps forever.