Well, sure hope you haven't done a lot of existing in public lately, because damn near everything out there has my tax dollars in it, and I'd appreciate you not abusing them. Get off my roads, get out of my schools, get out of my parks, unless you're paying into them.
Also, keep an eye out for the nice men knocking at the door. They'll be there soon with some questions, I'm sure.
You can also go to jail for wearing a shiny policeman's badge when you aren't one. This is no different.