The solar panels are a bad idea - they’re never going to work underneath the crocheted Easter bunny and fluffy chicks.

No one dares to ask? Or just no one needs to ask since the answer is obviously “we’re fucked”.

In a way it’s a shame Mohamed Al Fayed isn’t still around, he’d have been fucking livid 😀 (That is of course the only way in which it’s a shame)

My ex stabbed herself through the palm of her hand separating frozen burgers. Severed the tendon to her middle finger. She was a chef by profession 🙄

"Can't park there mate."

Where's Susan Sto Helit when you need her?

Laptop? No way. Desktop for big spends, with a minimum of two monitors 🙂

I’m assuming the cupboard next to the shower contains the khazi, with the throne facing the shower. You’d be able to sit, at a suitable straining angle but unless you’re short standing for a piss is going to be a problem. I guess the washing machine is in a communal area somewhere in the building.

Many people in that part of the world retain the ability, largely lost in the “west”, to squat with their feet flat on the floor. That reduces the strain on the knees/leg muscles while “straining “ 🙂

Thereby tieing you to your ISP forever unless you were willing and able to keep changing your email address.

Never. Use. Your. ISP's Included. Email. Service.

I’m sure people in Gaza will be absolutely thrilled 🙄

It's fine, Xmas is still over a month away. Better get the sprouts on now though.